buddhawithoutorgans:

I’m absolutely losing it

verdigrisvagabond:

peanit:

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

afrophunk:

moresavagethanpreviouslythought:

god they were crazy for this one

spicyblogger2:

sentimentalsoupcan:

notinlove:

i hate when people start asking what sign i am. I am a sign from god. start running.

flesh:

hotmonsterxxx:

chaifootsteps:

funnytwittertweets:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

im at the science facility getting pumped full of supersoldier chemicals

sure ok fuck it, theyre pumping me full of cum. i guess thats the post. who fucking cares at this point right